Douglas Spencer (dougs) wrote in hitchhiker100,
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Guide entry: The Bulldozer people of Jayvee Six

The Bulldozer people of Jayvee Six have a religion which is very nearly unique. Large yellow metallic creatures with a hydrocarbon-based metabolism, they believe that the whole universe was created by a composite being they call the “council planning department”. The great weight of the population has caused freak wormholes to open up near their home planet, and ambitious young bulldozers sneak out through these wormholes in search of officious little berks with clipboards in order to mindlessly do their bidding, in the belief that a clipboard is the only true sign of a genuine prophet of their gestalt god.
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